Plus it lets you know that if you act shy and lay in a position that makes it hard for the man to get in, you'll really sell the lie.
Even the weirdest of sex toys tends to lend itself in some way to sex, like even if you're horrified by it, you can see the thread of causality, how it came to be and how it lends itself to some kind of deviant sexuality.
Were people getting boners back when stuff like that went on? Jessica Simpson Jessica once loudly during a business meeting.
All mounted on your mouth.
If you're not sure how this thing works just by looking at it, you could go to the site and see a demonstration, but will that really make you feel better? That hole is for peeing.
Continue Reading Below I wanted you to look at this for as long as I have looked at it but I couldn't do that in good conscience which is to say editorial determined I was awful for trying to show this to you.